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2006-05-30 11:21 pm
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quotes from scarby

Pirate Mind Tricks!
You don't know how many cocks my lips have been around.
And on a more serious note: We are not created equal, we are created balanced.
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2005-05-27 07:24 pm

Church, car stuff, and LAST WEEKEND!

I had an awesome night at The Church last night. Danced a little, until the DJ put in KMFDM's 'Godlike' and the dance floor cleared. It was pretty funny, as KMFDM seemed to have that reaction at the Macalester dance nights I went to a few years ago. So after chuckling a lot, I went out and danced like a maniac through the rest of that, 'Stigmata,' and a Die Warzau track, wooo! After recovering I spent a lot of time on the floor, until one o' clock or so.

I recognized an artist by the music video - who would have guessed Trent Reznor has such a distinctive chin? But yeah, I think I'm going to have to keep an eye out for the new NIN release, and see what I think of it. I rather enjoyed 'Hand that Feeds.'

I still want to know what that incrediable cartoon anti-Bush music video is! Does anyone know?! It could be some sort of Flash video, and features such images as: Bush driving up in an ice cream truck, handing TV-cones to children, who lick them and turn into sheep; and Bush leading a herd of sheep through streets lined with TVs, and when a couple sheep climb the to the top of the TVs, a laser burns the letter 'S' (for 'sedition') onto their wool, then they are shot with spears with 'traitor' flags, killing them.

Apparently some guy was following me around all night, but since I generally avoid eye contact, I have no idea who it was. However, I did see the attractive fire-breather that I met at the drum jam on Monday, and he gave me a good night bite when the club closed down at three. That's a fun little flirtation I have going on there.

This morning I changed the oil and oil filter in my car and then brought it over to a guy who was absolutely convinced that he could have my front passenger door lock fixed in an hour. I am never, ever, going to try that again. Hellish. Ugh.

So, the lock has now been removed from Kass's innards, and I'm probably not going to put the handle back on either, just to reinforce the fact that the door doesn't open. *sigh*

This is the last big weekend of Scarborough! Apparently, there are around 30 Minnesotans here to visit, and my mom (!!) is flying in tomorrow afternoon. It'll be a crazy weekend. There are supposed to be storms pretty much every night, but the days look like they'll be clear, and only in the 80s! These last few days have been awful - mid 90s - and they've been driving me to the library for respite (thus the plethora of posts the last few days). Yay, air conditioning!
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2005-05-26 01:29 pm
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Bingo!

Last night was the RESCU Rally on site.

For those of you who don't know, RESCU is a non profit that started up last year to help ren-folk with unexpected medical expenses. They try to hold rallies at every faire, and the money raised at one faire primarily goes to someone at that same faire, with any money left over going to the national level.

The rally last night was a (mostly) silent auction, bingo game, and Texas Hold 'Em tournement. (Some people got auctioned off as well - that was interesting.) I got a 24 oz Wondrous Works in Wood mug for $26 in the silent auction, and won a wooden trencher, knife, spoon, and two-tined fork in the bingo game, wooo! That was extra exciting because until that point, I hadn't gotten anything more than three in a row on any of my cards.

Ooh, I also got my butt sketched, by a professional butt-sketcher! Honestly, what will they think of next?

I threw down about $50 at the fundraiser, and all in all, Scarby raised six grand! Woo! That's only $1000 less than the AZ faire raised, and Scarby is *much* smaller. How cool is that?!
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2005-05-11 04:00 pm
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Internet access really throws my schedule for a loop

It's time for my mid-afternoon siesta. My brain isn't working so good right now.

A belly-dancing class started last week. Damn, but learning a new dance style is a lot harder than I remember it. My shoulders hurt from holding my arms out, my thighs hurt from trying to keep my stance so low, and my tummy hurts from doing up-hips and down-hips. My instructor took 2 months to get belly-rolls, so I'm hoping for a year.

I finally figured out where the $2 theater is, so I went and saw Hitchhikers last week. I'm hoping to see Kung Fu Hustle and Kingdom of Heaven this week.

The nearest liquer store is something like an hour away. I'll just stick with buying Mike's Berry at the Junque.

I finally had the big emotional thing over the boy, so hopefully that's done with. Yay for being single again, and hopefully for a long time. Likely for a long time.

My dance notebook got rained on, again. Damn rain. Damn paper. Why can't they make water-proof paper? At least this time I only lost a half dozen dances, instead of several dozen dances collected over three or four years.

I've been really big into telling people my long term goals of late. Here goes... In three or fours years, I want: A truck with a topper, 4WD, ABS, AC, cruise control, a CD player, and a hitch. A trailer. A cat. Solar panels and a wind turbine. Flat-screen TV that doubles as a computer monitor, all implied energy drains powered by aforementioned items. A three panel mirror so I can see myself dance and spin poi.

I'm learning the Lilt, which is an awesome solo/performance reel done by lots of the Texas types! It's awesome! I can't wait to show off the first half to all of y'all back home!
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2005-05-11 02:51 pm
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The Falls

(personal writing style) The Falls are the most awesome thing about Scarborough ever!!! They rock! I <3 the falls! (back to more detached writing style)

At the back of the campground, two well-trod trails lead to the falls. I had seen a picture once, a couple years ago, and it did not do them(it?) justice. In the picture, I saw a wide stream, and that is true, but where I thought the falls were just a few inches high, spilling over broad, flat rocks, instead they fall a foot to three. You enter the falls from above them, and clamber down rocks to their foot. All along the stream are wide white rocks, perfect for stretching out and sunning.

The stream doesn't get that beautiful on its own, alas. There are several push broooms scattered about, and on nice days someone often spends a few hours sweeping small rocks, twigs, and the like further downstream.

A few people built a small dam at the top of the falls, so we have a small wading pool now.

.... wow. Yay for not thinking of anything else to write. Meh.
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2005-04-26 01:35 pm
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It seems like one of the worst things to be called, out here in rennie-dom, is a carny. It is a referance to one's character, I gather. A stereotype of the difference between a rennie and a carny: A rennie still has most of his or her teeth.

... and it's true, in one case at least! My grandfather worked at a carnival for several years... in addition to having lost most of his teeth, he's a bigot, drunkard, and counterfeiter.

(Yay for Google! a search pulled up another difference as well - about three quarters of the way down the page. Hrm, need to check that story out some time.... sounds like it was writen from life.)
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2005-04-26 01:20 pm
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The Junque, and Rennie U

The Junque is the main hangout at Scarborough. It is run by Rio, of TRF fame, and serves food and beverage 7 days a week. There's a schedule of events posted, from the weekly game days and bean feasts, to individual birthday parties. There's a ping pong table outside, a couple fussball tables (folded when not in use), and a children's playground nearby.

Rennie U is back! The Junque has a clipboard full of class offerings, Japanese 101, nunchuku, philosophy discussions, poi, guitar and drum lessons, karate, dancing (taught by yours truly), and yoga. I'm not certain where Rennie U when off to over Arizona - the closest we had was Play Day on Wed. afternoons - so I wonder if Rio's presence has anything to do with it.
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2005-04-12 05:55 pm
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My last post today, *really*

Heh, it's so easy to post when I write them up ahead of time....

But seriously, this is more personal rambling. Doubt that m/any of y'all'll care, feel free to skip it.


What with the Hell Week from Arizona, arriving on Friday night, and barely getting my tent set up before I went to sleep, I didn't have any time to brace myself for getting ready for a new faire, with a different plot and a different cast. Add to that that my previous time here was spent as a visiting entertainer, but that now I'm approaching it from more of a crafter's angle, and it left me feeling quite off kilter.

I feel like I've regressed several years in my interactions. I've always had slow responce times, but in-character conversations feel more awkward. I haven't the faintest idea how to respond to flirting (not that I ever have, with the more recent exception of during dancing), and I feel utterly tongue-tied when someone kisses my hand. (Oooh, someone bowed over my hand, but didn't kiss it! That was so cool!) I did manage to say a couple things that proved there's *some* sort of brain inside my skull, but nothing I'm overly proud of.

Meh. So, I guess, I need to work on character development, and figure out if the young noblewoman Corinna bears any relation to this strange Corinna who works for a living, yet has opinions on fine Italian dancing.
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2005-04-12 03:24 pm
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Camping, Security, and other Faire admin-type-stuff

The camping here is the most expensive I've ever heard of: $150, with only $25 refundable at the end of the run.

On the plus side, however, the showers on site are free, which I would say is worth a good $50 or so, so that puts it more on par with MN's fees.

The showerhouse is the best I've seen at a ren faire, considering it's really nothing more than a glorified 10'x20' shed. The stalls are seven feet deep, giving you space enough to strip, prep, and shower, all without having to do any of that in view of others. There are 4 or 5 stalls per gender, each with a nice shower organizer, a chair, and a couple hooks to hang stuff from. The showerhouse is kept pretty clean.

Security here is the most lax I've ever experianced. I've been asked for my pass twice, at the patron/participant perimeter, at close. I haven't been asked while entering or leaving the site at other times, or while trying to enter the campground. Someone suggested it's because the previous Security Director, a real hardass, retired. All in all, I like the more relaxed approach.

The passes are made of *paper* and are over twice the size of a credit card. How lame is that? I give an unlaminated pass a lifespan of two weeks, max.

The campground is really nice. It's maybe a bit smaller than the AZ campgrounds, but with lots of shady trees instead of cactus and little woody shrubs. You're permitted to park right next to your tent, and anyone can dig out a (small) firepit if they want. The campgrounds are fairly big and rambly - I give myself a week to stop getting lost in them.
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2005-04-12 11:35 am
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miscellany

- I wore a *gasp* short sleeved chemise (with elastic!) for the first time ever this weekend. I know I should feel horribly guilty, but hey, it was free!

- Late Sunday, when it was slowing down, I was singing Gamen/The Vulture (in English), and a patron walked by, stopped and listened, and said my singing gave him chills. He came back five minutes later and told me that, no, seriously, I should send a demo CD to American Idol. Heh, so much for keeping my ego in check. Now I need to learn *how* to sing, instead of just doing it, and how to blend and all that shit.

- I'm camped next to the same group of girls I was camped next to in Arizona. Yay, this'll rock!

- I'm making more money here than I thought I would. Woot! I'm getting dental work this summer!

- Every time I saw a flower person walk by I would miss my boy. *sigh* I miss my boy....

- I saw [livejournal.com profile] spanishbubbles on my trip here. That was awesome; it's amazing how you can not see someone for two years and pick up right where you left off (except for understanding lawyer-speak. Sorry, babe! I now understand how you felt when I'd talk about taxes!)

- If I seem to be posting stuff for the edification of all of y'all who read my journal, and it's not interesting, feel free to be like, "Hey, Deb, but what about Insert-Subject-Here?"

- It was awesome to see [livejournal.com profile] iarroganti again! Um. And [livejournal.com profile] gem_handler, and [livejournal.com profile] doveshadows, and [livejournal.com profile] dancingbearkat, and other familiar people too, but [livejournal.com profile] iarroganti was an unexpected surprise.

- I figured out why there's so much more dancing here than at other faires! It's because there aren't any dancing stage shows - no Morris dancers, no Royal Scottish Country Dance Society folk, only a few lone belly dancers.

- Ah! There's a picture of me from first day! Wow, but I look bad....
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2004-10-22 11:39 am
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[livejournal.com profile] doveshadows pointed this out to me.... the guy who wrote this was one of the folks from Scarborough... it's hillarious