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ha! I just figured out the perfect way to get some Texan to take this cat off my hands. Takes a bit of effort, but we'll see how I feel after I finish walking along the highway to see if I can find the Plexiglas from two weeks ago.

"Are you Pro-Life? This beautiful house-trained calico is about halfway through her first pregnancy, and I will be unable to bring her with me when I move to Arizona. As I don't want to abandon her while she is most vulnerable, I will be getting her spayed before I abandon her, which will result in the ABORTION of her unborn kittens. If you would like to adopt this sweet cat, please call 999-999-9999"

This method may also result in my receiving a lot of hate calls.

Date: 2009-12-29 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vikingcoder.livejournal.com
Ask anybody who calls only for hate what they would do in that situation. If they don't have anything to offer besides vitriol, dismiss them as run of the mill indignant hypocrites.

Date: 2009-12-29 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akitrom.livejournal.com
I'm pro-life, for philosophical reasons. And equating kitty-abortions to human abortions is like equating cooking chickens to cooking babies.

Date: 2009-12-29 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asthran.livejournal.com
I saw a video a couple days ago of a bunch of baby chicks being processed to get their beaks burned/trimmed/something before being caged to lay eggs. It was really cute seeing hundreds of yellow fluffy things falling off conveyor belts, going down chutes, things like that.

Date: 2009-12-29 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socraticlaughtr.livejournal.com
Baraka? They have a scene like that in it.

Date: 2009-12-30 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asthran.livejournal.com
Exactly! That was a wonderful movie.

Date: 2009-12-30 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socraticlaughtr.livejournal.com
I originally bought it on VHS, but I got it on DVD last year.

Date: 2009-12-29 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socraticlaughtr.livejournal.com
Inventive, psychological, manipulative.

I like it.

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